Dear Mr. President, I know where you can find a terrorist
Dear Mr. President,
I know where you can find a terrorist, several actually. So PLEASE sic the Department of Justice on him (them).
I was perusing the FBI’s website tonight and found their official definition of domestic terrorism. In case you’re not familiar with the definition, it says that “domestic terrorism” means activities with the three following characteristics:
- Involve acts dangerous to human life that violate federal or state law;
- Appear intended (i) to intimidate or coerce a civilian population; (ii) to influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion; or (iii) to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination. or kidnapping; and
- Occur primarily within the territorial jurisdiction of the U.S.
And I thought to myself, “Well hot dang Self, you know where some dawg gone TERRORISTS are!!!”
Since your new Attorney General has said that fighting terrorism is a top priority to her, please feel free to forward this letter along. Interestingly enough, AG Lynch has also said that the DOJ is ready to assist in whatever way they can with the nonsense going on in Baltimore right now.
AG Lynch, have you ever heard the old adage about killing two birds with one stone? Well, you better grab a big ol’ DOJ stone o’ justice because I’ve got a pair of terrorist birds for you.
A domestic terrorist is someone who commits acts that are dangerous to human life and violate state or federal law.
Like beating the bejeebers out of a police car.
And then setting it on fire.
I couldn’t find any pictures of the SIX police officers who were sent to the hospital just today after being attacked by these domestic terrorists. But I think these pictures will suffice, don’t you?
Now not every misunderstood youth who sets police cars on fire is a terrorist, that’d just be crazy talk. But what about if setting the police cars on fire appears intended to influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion? Because even AG Lynch has connected these acts of violence to the recent death of a young man in police custody. And it’s police officers who are being attacked. And police cars set on fire.
And it’s been the custom of late for these ne’er-do-wells to set things on fire in an effort to influence local politicians and police departments to either fire employees or change their policies (influence the policy of a government by intimidation anyone….?).
And this stuff is pretty obviously occurring in the territorial jurisdiction of the United States.
But not for long!!!! Because I know that the full weight of the American justice system is about to be hurled onto what can only be referred to as domestic terrorism.
Although I agree with the stance these rioters are taking (especially this one, because I agree that Black Lives Matter), what they’re doing is actually a federal crime.
It’s time we take our country back from the domestic terrorist fools. Thank you for your prompt attention in this matter.