Christians Should Be More Like Chipotle

This week Taco Bell and Pizza Hut announced that they are going to start phasing artificial flavors and colors out of their menu.  And I think there’s a big lesson in that for Christians.

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5 Names That Should Be On That Plaque

Last week a plaque was set in the sidewalk near where Michael Brown was killed.  And the sad part about that sentence is that you likely know exactly which Michael Brown I’m talking about.  

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I feel bad, but I don’t feel RESPONSIBLE

I think one of the biggest problems with politics today, for the elephants and the donkeys (hahahahahaha….the mascot of the democratic party is a donkey….don’t tell me there’s no truth in advertising!) is that they refuse to acknowledge the difference between feeling BAD about something and feeling RESPONSIBLE for something.

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5 (Good) Things Everyone Should Know About Josh Duggar

Disclaimer:  I’m not a Duggar fan.  I think they’re weird.  I think JimBob’s hair is bizarre.  I think the notion of having 19 kids is outrageous.  I don’t like the show, but tolerate it on principle because it’s clean and it’s success must drive liberal America crazy. BUT….Even though I don’t like them, it’s time […]

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Dear Robert Gates, you make terrible decisions

Dear Robert Gates (Former Director of the CIA / Former Secretary of Defense / Former President of Texas A&M University / Current President of the Boy Scouts of America), You make terrible decisions.  And what’s worse, you’re encouraging other people to follow you off the cliff of bad decisions.

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What Racism Really Looks Like

Racism is ugly.  And this is what it looks like.  

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Bronie-Proof Your Boys

If you’re a good parent, at some point you’re gonna have to tell your kids to stop acting like an idiot.  

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Once Upon A Time…..

Once upon a time, there was a young man.  We’ll call him Eric.  And Eric LOVED to catch alligators.

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Do you ever wonder about the guys who bought Joseph?

Genesis 37 tells us the story of Joseph being sold to Midianite traders.  Do you ever wonder what the traders thought about that?

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Dear Mrs. First Lady, you’re not a victim…

Dear Mrs. First Lady, you’re not a victim.  So please pump the brakes on your constant rants about how victimized and mistreated you are. Let’s review (with lots of pesky facts and links and such).

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I’m not homophobic….I’m homoscared

It seems like the popular thing these days is to label anyone who doesn’t approve of homosexuality as “homophobic”.  

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I’m going to give my kids an unfair advantage

I’m going to give my kids an unfair advantage.  And you should too.  Especially since loving your kids is now considered giving them an unfair advantage.

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Perfecting The Critter Catch

I silently stalked my prey.  Moving slowly, fluidly, so as to not attract attention to myself or reveal my motives.  I could feel the tension building up through my shoulders and I flicked my fingers to keep them flexible for the technical maneuver I was about to execute.  Just as I was about to make […]

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Don’t let your phone commit cellucide!

Every year millions of cell phones are lost and not returned to their owners.  Those cell phones wind up in dank, crowded cell phone orphanages.  Unable to connect to Facebook every eleven minutes like they normally do, many of these cell phones just give up hope and let their batteries run dead.  Don’t let your […]

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Good Guys With Guns

On January 7th, 2015 two armed terrorists attacked satirical cartoonists of the false prophet Muhammad in Paris, France. On May 4th, 2015 two armed terrorists attacked satirical cartoonists of the false prophet Muhammad in Garland, Texas. In Paris, twelve innocent people were killed in the initial attack.  The terrorists escaped and murdered five more people […]

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The Challenge Of Our Freedom

Don’t get me wrong, you won’t find someone who loves Bald Eagles, The Star Spangled Banner or capitalism more than me.  I love freedom.  Freedom is great.  But there’s no denying that the culture of freedom that we live in can be a serious challenge to our faith.

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Women’s “Rights”

Just in case anyone was keeping score, the Women’s “Rights” movement has done more to devalue women than anything else in modern history.  

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